Justin Kennedy still likes things!
Monday, February 6, 2012
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
This Just In: Justin Kennedy Likes Something!!
Get ready.
Hold on.
Ok.
Justin Kennedy likes WOOKIE CONVERSATIONS! Not just wookie noises. But conversations.
I was hoping to do some good research for this post. Instead I found a myriad of lame people doing sucky impressions of retarded wookies.
You can't be a wookie if you're a rookie.
That's for damn sure.
I couldn't even find a video of wookie's engaging in civil discourse! Which is what Justin ACTUALLY likes!
Here's a few of my findings - going best to worst.
BEST
this guy is almost as good as Matt Thomas and Grenadine Meowko.
AT LEAST THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE
the ending is kind of sexy
HERE'S A GODDAM BABY DOING A LAME-ASS WOOKIE IMPRESSION
that's not wookie. that's a baby pooping their pants.
WORST: BUT NOT EVEN A BABY SUCKS AS MUCH AS THESE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
you can have a dollar if you made it through the whole video.
AND HERE'S A LITTLE KID EXPLAINING HOW TO DO A WOOKIE NOISE. THANKS SNOTDUDE5.
not gonna lie: i tried his method. go red wings.
WORST RESEARCH I'VE EVER DONE.
but to bring back our focus, which afterall is ALL ABOUT JUSTIN, here's a picture of him showing feelings:
Hold on.
Ok.
Justin Kennedy likes WOOKIE CONVERSATIONS! Not just wookie noises. But conversations.
I was hoping to do some good research for this post. Instead I found a myriad of lame people doing sucky impressions of retarded wookies.
You can't be a wookie if you're a rookie.
That's for damn sure.
I couldn't even find a video of wookie's engaging in civil discourse! Which is what Justin ACTUALLY likes!
Here's a few of my findings - going best to worst.
BEST
this guy is almost as good as Matt Thomas and Grenadine Meowko.
AT LEAST THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE
the ending is kind of sexy
HERE'S A GODDAM BABY DOING A LAME-ASS WOOKIE IMPRESSION
that's not wookie. that's a baby pooping their pants.
WORST: BUT NOT EVEN A BABY SUCKS AS MUCH AS THESE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
you can have a dollar if you made it through the whole video.
AND HERE'S A LITTLE KID EXPLAINING HOW TO DO A WOOKIE NOISE. THANKS SNOTDUDE5.
not gonna lie: i tried his method. go red wings.
WORST RESEARCH I'VE EVER DONE.
but to bring back our focus, which afterall is ALL ABOUT JUSTIN, here's a picture of him showing feelings:
Friday, April 1, 2011
Justin doesn't like anything!! Wait, no, April Fools.
Justin does INDEED like things. Here are two more. They are a bit more complicated.
1. Justin likes the word "rage."
An interesting point though: this is not to be confused with the state of "rage" or "raging" (depending on whether or not you're still doing it. or, adversely, if you're using proper American, you may be using it as a gerund which makes "raging" a noun, which of course is interesting since "rage" itself can be used as a noun or a verb.
A few short examples:
"I've made good progress in raging against the Basque." [note how even though in -ing format, it functions as a verb, also it takes the preposition against]
"Raging exists in many cultures." [note use of gerund]
"I am moving the rage" [here rage functions as a direct object]
"I am moving the cat to the rage." [functioning as indirect object]).
Justin doesn't like being in a state of rage of any sort or color. He simply likes the word "rage."
Here's a picture of the word "rage."
2. Justin likes not being on Bee Mayhew's shit-list. (this item was generously donated by Bee Mayhew, founder of the "Bee Mayhew Shit-List".)
This is not to be confused with Schindler's List the 1993 biographical picture about Oskar Schindler, directed by Stephen "Segal" Spielberg.
This is a picture of Justin Kennedy dressed up as Schindler, circa 1993.
A shit-list is more like this:
1. Justin likes the word "rage."
An interesting point though: this is not to be confused with the state of "rage" or "raging" (depending on whether or not you're still doing it. or, adversely, if you're using proper American, you may be using it as a gerund which makes "raging" a noun, which of course is interesting since "rage" itself can be used as a noun or a verb.
A few short examples:
"I've made good progress in raging against the Basque." [note how even though in -ing format, it functions as a verb, also it takes the preposition against]
"Raging exists in many cultures." [note use of gerund]
"I am moving the rage" [here rage functions as a direct object]
"I am moving the cat to the rage." [functioning as indirect object]).
Justin doesn't like being in a state of rage of any sort or color. He simply likes the word "rage."
Here's a picture of the word "rage."
2. Justin likes not being on Bee Mayhew's shit-list. (this item was generously donated by Bee Mayhew, founder of the "Bee Mayhew Shit-List".)
This is not to be confused with Schindler's List the 1993 biographical picture about Oskar Schindler, directed by Stephen "Segal" Spielberg.
This is a picture of Justin Kennedy dressed up as Schindler, circa 1993.
A shit-list is more like this:
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Another thing Justin Kennedy likes
Justin Kennedy admitted to me the other day that he likes his brother.
CAUGHT YOU!
CAUGHT YOU!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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